January 2011
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Top story on my homepage?
Kim Kardashian debuts new hairstyle The TV star steps out with her famous hair in cornrows and says she loves the way it looks. Dear Yahoo!, I do not give a flying fuck what Kim Kardashian does with her hair. Actually, if we’re going to be honest here, I don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian as a whole. How did she even achieve such fame? Is it because she’s a contributing...
December 2010
According to the Hite Report, candles are the...
teallikethecolor:
suicide-scherzo:
o_0 come on. REALLY?
I’d think it’d be shower heads or faucets.
Haha, so creepy and nasty! Just buy an effin’ vibrator!
Paranoia and Pop Tarts, but you know how we roll:... →
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thescarletwoman:
continuing on our abortion theme today (because we have such a fun time over here at the scarlet woman), BET has been playing an ad recently from a website called ‘blackdignity.org’, which preaches the following:
In America today, almost as many…
How exactly does one “die” of an abortion? That alone annoys me. People are stupid. This whole...
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magicalbooshie:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
Day 16- A Drunken Story
kellikickass:
deirdreannb:
Winter, rum, timed out shots, multiple trips outside to smoke cigarettes, and about a million pairs of socks completely drenched from not wearing shoes. I feel that only Kelli can truly appreciate this post. “Okay okay, it’s 2:32. At 2:35, THAT’S IN THREE MINUTES, we’re going to do another shot.”
haha, you forgot
acting like hags
“why is Kelli so stern?”
tickle...
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“Gay people who want to marry have no desire to redefine marriage in any way....”
– Cynthia Nixon, New Yorker annual festival panel “Love and Obstacles: The Case for Gay Marriage” See the video.
The 23 Funniest "Strutting Leo" Pics →
lizziemarie:
These never fail to crack me up
All of these. Oh my gosh.
drydenlane asked: Oh my gosh, thank you so much for taking the time to link all of those options!! ahhhh so great. Thank you thank you thank you!!
drydenlane asked: Oh my gosh, thank you so much for taking the time to link all of those options!! ahhhh so great. Thank you thank you thank you!!
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drydenlane:
I’m looking for the perfect flannel sleepshirt. Cozy and a little sexy, not too long, unbuttoned down to here, you know. Anyone know where I can find one? (In red tartan, ideally.)
I totally want one of these as well! L.L. Bean has a solid color one that’s a little bit pricey, Victoria’s Secret (currently) only has that awful purple print one, but the cutest and...
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“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a...”
– Mae West (via kari-shma)
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Day 17- Something you regret.
I hate when people use the idea of having no regrets as an excuse to be reckless. But, since I am not saying this as an excuse to do a line of coke or to binge-drink, I can say, without doubt, that I have no regrets. I learn from my failures, but I have never once regretted them. Everything that has happened in my life has helped shape me into the person I am today, and, paraphrasing...
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Day 15- Lyrics thay apply to your current...
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Day 16- A Drunken Story
Winter, rum, timed out shots, multiple trips outside to smoke cigarettes, and about a million pairs of socks completely drenched from not wearing shoes. I feel that only Kelli can truly appreciate this post. “Okay okay, it’s 2:32. At 2:35, THAT’S IN THREE MINUTES, we’re going to do another shot.”
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Day 18- To do list.
Get my flu-shot.
Get my contact perscription updated.
Pick out new glasses! (Excited for this one.)
Finish Christmas shopping.
Buy a new peacoat.
Write thank you cards for gifts already received.
Attend Christmas dinner with Kelli’s family!
Help Jason with last minute Christmas shopping.
Help DJ name his kitten!
Celebrate christmas with DJ.
Do lots of prepping/cooking with my mom...
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Day 18- To do list.
Get my flu-shot.
Get my contact perscription updated.
Pick out new glasses! (Excited for this one.)
Finish Christmas shopping.
Buy a new peacoat.
Write thank you cards for gifts already received.
Attend Christmas dinner with Kelli’s family!
Help Jason with last minute Christmas shopping.
Help DJ name his kitten!
Celebrate christmas with DJ.
Do lots of prepping/cooking with my mom...
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To anyone who cares,
I’m currently trying to catch up on all my skipped days in my 30 day challenge. I definitely will not be finished tonight, but prepare for some mild spamming. For those of you who do not care, please disregard this post. Cheers!
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To anyone who cares,
I’m currently trying to catch up on all my skipped days in my 30 day challenge. I definitely will not be finished tonight, but prepare for some mild spamming. For those of you who do not care, please disregard this post. Cheers!
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Day 17- Something you regret.
I hate when people use the idea of having no regrets as an excuse to be reckless. But, since I am not saying this as an excuse to do a line of coke or to binge-drink, I can say, without doubt, that I have no regrets. I learn from my failures, but I have never once regretted them. Everything that has happened in my life has helped shape me into the person I am today, and, paraphrasing...
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Day 16- A Drunken Story
Winter, rum, timed out shots, multiple trips outside to smoke cigarettes, and about a million pairs of socks completely drenched from not wearing shoes. I feel that only Kelli can truly appreciate this post. “Okay okay, it’s 2:32. At 2:35, THAT’S IN THREE MINUTES, we’re going to do another shot.”
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Day 15- Lyrics thay apply to your current...
